Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Life Wisdom

I don't have an author for these but I love them and they're all true.

1 * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle
of it.
4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12* The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
15* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world
to one person.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
17* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and
some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they
all have to live in the same box .
18* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Have
an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today

2 comments:

relliott4 said...

These are great! I open every chapter in my uf series with a quote that goes with the scenes. I must have that first one--have to find out who said it. It's perfect for an upcoming chapter. ;)

Carol said...

Steal away. But it's one of those things sent around the net. Might be a little hard to find. CArol

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